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  • OUR BEER

    HELL FREEZES OVER 

    Our Jaws of Damnation Rice Lager with a Frozen Lemonade Float. Refreshing, unbeatable. (ABV 5.3%) 0.5L $8

    JAWS OF DAMNATION - RICE LAGER

    It’s light! It’s crisp! It’s a lager so bold, it’ll leave you screaming for more - before it vanishes into the night with a finish that’ll haunt your taste buds. (ABV 5.3%) 0.5L $7

    DEFENDERS OF THE GOOD TIMES

    AGUA FRESCA LAGER

    Can’t stop. Won’t stop. This Agua Fresca Style Rice Lager is here to defend the good times with the undefeated tag team of fresh Enlgish cucumber and lime. Crisp. Bright. Refreshment wins again. (ABV 4.5%) 0.5L $7

    PARTY TIME - BAVARIAN-STYLE PILSNER

    Foam-crowned, lively beer with the fine hint of noble hops. (ABV 5.3%) $7

    LAUAR PALMER - GOLDEN ALE

    Laura (Arnold) Palmer style blonde ale brewed with Assam Black Tea from Smith Teamaker and Fresh Lemon Zest(ABV 5%) 0.5L $7

    HEX - THAI RICE LAGER

    A culinary-inspired rice lager brewed with Thai lime leaf, coconut, and bird’s eye chili. Aromatic, layered, faintly cursed. (ABV 5.5%) 0.5L $7

    SECRET SECRET - CZECH DARK LAGER

    2024, 2025 & 2026 GOLD MEDAL WINNER AT OREGON BEER AWARDS

    2024, 2025 & 2026 SILVER MEDAL WINNER AT WORLD BEER CUP

    2025 SILVER MEDAL AT GABF

    Aromas of dark fruit, caramel and subtle dark chocolate waft from the glass, promising a journey into the unknown. (ABV 5.2%) 0.5L $7

    MALICE PALACE - EXPERIMENTAL IPA

    Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, and the mysterious FWD Experimental 1176, this thing erupts with notes of mango nectar, crushed tangerine, sticky grand fir tips, and that deep, beautiful Mosaic dankness we all secretly want coating our souls. (ABV 7.1%) $7.5

    FLOWER IN THE KETTLE - HAZY IPA

    Bucketloads of juicy Mosaic hops balance Amarillo and grapefruit forward Simcoe. (ABV 7.0%) 0.4L $7

  • COCKTAILS & WINES

    cocktails

    rotating slushie! $12

    Witching Hour

    Hibiscus infused tequila, house-made sour mix, triple sec  $14

    SINNERS IN PARADISE

    A smokey, spicy blood orange margarita with tequila, 

    a little mezcal, agave lime and hellfire bitters $14

    AND THEN THERE WERE NONE

    A summer old fashioned with rittenhouse rye, 

    cynar(artichoke aperitif), grapefruit bitters and simple syrup  $14

    THE  DYING STAR

    A cross between a porn star and a saturn this cocktail has vanilla 

    vodka, passionfruit, lemon, falernum, orgeat and tiki bitters  $14

    SUMMERTIME SPRITZ

    Cappelletti vino  aperitivo, rhubarb bitters, 

    bubbly and soda water  $14

    THE WAYFINDER MICHALADA

    Jaws of damnation on ice with our secret michalada mix  $12

    Wines

    Red Pinot Noir$14   white Sauvignon Blanc $11

    Rosē Willamette Valley$11   Sparkling Cava Brut $13

  • N/A

    SODA

    RC, Diet RC, 7up, Root Beer, Cock + Bull Ginger Beer $4

    Kombucha

    Rotating flavors $5

    Untiled Art N/A Beers

    Rotating flavore  $5

    Früt LüP: Yuzu hop water $5